Hunk-O-Mass

Well hello there! I'm a professional photographer with a filthy mouth and a snarky attitude. This is my off-the-record, blog-away-from-blog that lets me stretch out and relax without worrying about offending potential clients.

I'm also friend #61 of teh torrez. [If that matters to you.]

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    “Million Names Scrubbed.” Awesome. Because when you’re a big name like Kingston, you don’t feel the need to conceal that you’re automatically harvesting millions of email addresses in order to spam them.

    “Million Names Scrubbed.” Awesome. Because when you’re a big name like Kingston, you don’t feel the need to conceal that you’re automatically harvesting millions of email addresses in order to spam them.



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    yourenotrosaparks:

    So smooth, so smooth — and yet —

    For a few months after Dave Koz began his weekday morning DJ stint on 94.7 KTWV The Wave in the Spring of 2001, pals in the local music community teased him with an off-color joke. They called him the “Rosa Parks of smooth jazz,” because his face was on the back of every bus in Los Angeles. Seems you couldn’t go anywhere in the city without seeing the veteran saxman’s friendly smile shining back at you.

    Dave Koz will kick racism in the face with his saxophone of freedom.

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Isn’t gmsmith sweet?  He found my favorite ice cream flavor!  Butt Finger Blast, YUM!

    sandinmymouth:

    Isn’t gmsmith sweet?  He found my favorite ice cream flavor!  Butt Finger Blast, YUM!



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    Pajamas you live in. Jeans you sleep in.

    “Brass rivets, so they look like they were made by some European designer.”



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The porthole windows seemed like a good idea. But now the house appeared to be leering at them, distinctly ominous.
(Photo: Philip Newton; Dwell, March 2004)


Should’ve known better than to dine at TJ Eckleburg’s.

    unhappyhipsters:

    The porthole windows seemed like a good idea. But now the house appeared to be leering at them, distinctly ominous.

    (Photo: Philip Newton; Dwell, March 2004)

    Should’ve known better than to dine at TJ Eckleburg’s.



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    Amateur video of Challenger explosion

    “On a chilly January morning 24 years ago, Corydon optometrist Jack Moss raised his new video camera to the sky over central Florida and captured one of the darkest moments in American space exploration – the explosion of the shuttle Challenger…”



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    Last night I met with a couple for their upcoming wedding, and made a reference to the funeral for Rudy’s fish on The Cosby Show. The bride looked at me with a straight face and said, “I’m sorry — I’m a little too young for The Cosby Show. Which one is Rudy again?”

    (I’m waiting for a call from AARP anytime now.)



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    Our local newspaper is as dead as this poor cat. Meow.

    Our local newspaper is as dead as this poor cat. Meow.



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